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Some light Bird Jokes
« Thread Started on Mar 24, 2008, 8:39pm »

Polynesia: Memory loss in parrots.

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Chirps: A canarial disease...no tweetment.

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A woman came to work one morning obviously upset. Her boss asked her what was wrong. She told him that the kids' parrot had gotten out, and they couldn't find the bird.

The boss told her not to worry that the bird would probably come back soon. She replied that she was worried about what the bird might say....the only words it knows are "Here Kitty Kitty."

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One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid. The fine bird was finally his! As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"
"Don't worry," said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

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