Post by Feathered Kid on Apr 2, 2008 21:13:56 GMT 10
Where does a 500-pound canary sit?
Anywhere it wants!
What happens to a duck when he flies upside down? He quacks up.
Why did the owl say, "Tweet, Tweet"?
Because she didn't give a hoot!
Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!
Did you hear the story about the peacock?
No, but I heard it's a beautiful tail!
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back? He was a dirty double-crosser!
Three birds were walking down the street. Two walked into a bar, the other one ducked!
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
Yes, it cracked me up!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
Anywhere it wants!
What happens to a duck when he flies upside down? He quacks up.
Why did the owl say, "Tweet, Tweet"?
Because she didn't give a hoot!
Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!
Did you hear the story about the peacock?
No, but I heard it's a beautiful tail!
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back? He was a dirty double-crosser!
Three birds were walking down the street. Two walked into a bar, the other one ducked!
Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
Yes, it cracked me up!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
